I had a great time, went to the fair, went to a small town called Homer and got to hear all the news about the election. I also got to hang with Curtis Vodka and my awesome little sister. She surprised me with this tattoo, an apparent homage to LYLAS (”love you like a sister”).
After a long day of grillin in the park and drinkin cheap beer in honor of our country’s workers, you should go to Sway and check out the Chicago homie Willy Joy and the local homie Sammy Bananas.
If you do the math with the post title, you’d see that the “threes” cancel, so
Day*Weekend=6*Mafia
and if you undo the cross multiplication
Day/6=Mafia/Weekend
I know it’s like 95 degrees outside, but make like Frayser Boy and drink a 40 in your Triple Fat Goose by the fuckin swimming pool for me this weekend.
Here’s some rave rap for your ass- get wild in honor of our nation’s labor force.
OK, lotta things going down this weekend. Read em and weep.
THURSDAY - PHILLY
Go to Independence Mall (aka Freedom Central) and watch the bol Obama accept the Democratic nomination on a big screen within spitting distance of the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall.
FRIDAY - PHILLY
New weekly jumpoff alert!
Every Friday I’m gonna be splitting time with DJ SiYoung of Plastic Little (who just got off Jay-Z’s European Tour… BAZONGGGGG!) and Mikey All Nite at MarBar, above the Marathon Grill at 40th and Walnut. Expect a wide selection of martinis and rump shaking of an Ivy League caliber.
SATURDAY - NYC
Run It!
It’s going down at Arlo & Esme, 42 E. 1st St. between 1st and 2nd.
ERock and Project Matt are helping us celebrate Skyler’s b-day and The Eye of Providence will be in the building, vomiting fruit rollups (see flyer above).
SATURDAY - PHILLY
Frankly, I’m pissed off to be up in NYC missing this - David Motherfucking Banner…. AND Hakim Warrick, who I’ll always remember for swatting Kansas’ potential game-tying 3 with like a second or two left in the 2003 NCAA Championship game. But seriously folks - FREE DAVID BANNER SHOW AT A PLAYGROUND.
The track is called Freeze and Explode and the dudes at RCRDLBL correctly label it a “stomper” - arpeggiated synth bass, classic boogie drums and outer space flavor (and glam metal guitar).
Diamonds pressing up against the woodgrain wheel. When you see a pimp shinin bitch tell me how you feel
Just uploaded the flicks from our out of town hibbity-jibbity last weekend. Again, thanks to the whole Lake Michigan shore party-time Philadelphyinz fam for a dope weekend. More after the jump!